I would like to share a poem that I found in a magazine that I was flipping through at my last doctor appointment. I hope it brings a smile upon your face!!! Merry Christmas to all!! Love you all and see you in 2012.
I AM TODDLER.....HEAR ME ROAR!
If it is on-I must turn it off.
If it is off-I must turn it on.
If it is folded-I must unfold it.
If it is a liquid-It must be shaken, then spilled.
If it is a solid-then it must be crumbled, chewed or smeared.
It is high-it must be reached.
If it is shelved-it must be unshelved.
If it is pointed-it must be ran with at top speed.
If it has leaves-they must be picked.
If it is plugged-it must be unplugged.
If it is not trash-it must be thrown away.
If it is in the trash-it must be removed, inspected and thrown in the floor.
If it is closed-it must be opened.
If it does not open-it must be screamed at.
If it has drawers-they must be rifled thru.
If it is a pencil-it must write on the refrigerator, monitor, table or walls.
If it is full-it wil be more interesting when emptied.
If it is a pile of dirt-it must be laid upon.
If it is a stroller-I must not ride in it without protest-I must push it instead.
If it has a flat surface-it must be banged upon.
If Mommy's hands are full-I must be carried.
If Mommy's in a hurry and wants to carry me-I must walk alone.
If it is paper-it must be torn.
If it has buttons-they must be pressed.
If the volume is low-It must go high.
If it is toilet paper-it must be unrolled on the floor.
If it is a drawer-it must be pulled upon.
If it is a toothbrush-it must be inserted intom my mouth.
If it is a faucet-it must be turned on at full force.
If it is a phone-I must talk on it.
If it is a bug-it must be swallowed.
If it doesn not stay on my spoon-it must be dropped to the floor.
If it is not food-it must be tasted.
If it is dry-it must be made wet with drool, milk, or toilet water.
If it is a car seat-it must be protested with an arched back.
If it's a Mommy or a Daddy-it must be hugged adn kissed!
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